Saturday, January 28, 2006

Politics and senility

Say, old man what’s the target of your ire this evening?

Well, Ida Red I’ve been watching the Palestine election thing on the idiot box and seen how pathetic senility really is. Jimma Earle is about as brain dead as a road kill possum. After being the worst president since Millard Fillmore he now makes an ass of himself every time he opens his mouth. Being in Georgia now makes me even more tore up than usual. No, GA ain’t my place of birth but it has been my place to live for the last 25 years. I was birthed in that god forsaken place where alligators roam and surfers get done in by sharks on a regular basis. Is there a native Floridian left South of Valdosta? I have been trying to find a way to change my birth record to show some place other that isn’t populated by blue hairs from the North. The election of 2000 showed just how low the cumulative IQ of that state has dropped. Of course, an electorate that would put Jimma Earle in the Governor’s mansion hasn’t a hell of a lot going for it either but at least they can read a ballot. And then there’s Massachusetts and some really sick politics. Whatever!

Friday, January 06, 2006

Everything you pick up today has a label that reads "Keep away from children". That's good advice. I keep as far away from them as possible.

Tuesday, January 03, 2006

Muslims, turbins, and comics

Say old man, you seem to be chuckling instead of bitchen'. What's up?

Your right Lurlene, seems as how the mullahs have their turbins in a tirade. Looks like a Danish newspaper, the Jyllands Posten, printed some cartoons of the grand pooba of Islam, old Muhammed, and the folks in the "Over der" are having a hissy fit. I looked at the group and only see one that is remotely funny. Of course, you know what my sense of humor is. Here is the one I liked:
If you want to see all ten of the things click on this link:

http://www.di2.nu/files/Muhammed_Cartoons_Jyllands_Posten.html

Considering what some consider art concerning Christianity these seem mild. Whatever.