10.
Any money found while gardening probably fell out of mail intended for Barack's
campaign and should be returned immediately.
9. No one can garden successfully on their own; state help is always required.
8. In Chicago, digging in the garden is called "voter outreach."
7. I enjoy gardening as much as Anna Wintour and Sarah Jessica Parker will enjoy hearing your reasons for supporting Barack Obama over dinner.
6. Gardening is a green job, just ask my husband.
5. The Muslims invented gardening as well as Algebra and the Space Shuttle.
4. The GOP is conducting a War on Gardening by refusing to pay for Sandra Fluke's seeds.
3. Barack goes to so many fundraisers because they're a lot like gardening: covering dim bulbs in bullsh*t with hopes of raising a cash crop.
2. Gardening is one job that really is shovel-ready.
And the number ONE Fun fact about gardening....
1. If plants fail to grow, it's because of a weed known as the george w. bush!
Credit to The People's cube
9. No one can garden successfully on their own; state help is always required.
8. In Chicago, digging in the garden is called "voter outreach."
7. I enjoy gardening as much as Anna Wintour and Sarah Jessica Parker will enjoy hearing your reasons for supporting Barack Obama over dinner.
6. Gardening is a green job, just ask my husband.
5. The Muslims invented gardening as well as Algebra and the Space Shuttle.
4. The GOP is conducting a War on Gardening by refusing to pay for Sandra Fluke's seeds.
3. Barack goes to so many fundraisers because they're a lot like gardening: covering dim bulbs in bullsh*t with hopes of raising a cash crop.
2. Gardening is one job that really is shovel-ready.
And the number ONE Fun fact about gardening....
1. If plants fail to grow, it's because of a weed known as the george w. bush!
Credit to The People's cube
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